You are not worth my time, energy and craziness.

Is there more to it? Cause I am seriously bored now ~

You are irritating the hell out of me.

I don’t like alcohol; I am more of a butterscotch-shake person.

It’s either my point of view or just another bad idea that will die into oblivion.

Yaaaa, I have changed … …  gained about thirty kilos

Why is the driver taking thirty years to come?

All men are bastards and the ones that are not are just horny bastards.

Love is just a momentarily lapse of reasoning. (Have i read that somewhere??)

Tez chalao bhai. (Drive fast brother)

What fucking nonsense are you talking about?

Everything is fucking nonsensical.

Is it me or the whole world? Cant be me, cause I know iam awesome.

Take me as I am, that includes the 30 kg overweight that I carry with me all the time.

Is life going to pass me by? Damn it already is

Save me lord, from this boredom, fatness and sheer lack of excitement.