Dont people understand

Since the time I have joined this new office, which basically consists of a lot of people falling in the range of 30 and above, i have been called Madame, Ma’am and other polite words (falling in the same category)

So whats the problem really ?

Well whenever i am called by those titles ….

I always feel … Really Madame ?

Me ? Ma’am ? Me?

I mean do i look old to u ?

I am really a girl … i still love my mommy and daddy and live with them … do i look like a madame to you?

Did you just miss my goofy grin … my insane jokes … my retardness … my dreamy look p>

Are you serious ?

… Please call me by my name

Madame just makes me feel so old and boring
and though I have been called Madame/ Ma’am a little too often … i am always always surprised …

(somebody from behind) – “Excuse me Madame”

(Me) ”Who me ??? Are you serious??” :O